Writer's Challenge: Casting Call, scene one "You're With Me, Leather"

Scene: Gilligan sitting at a barstool at a seaman's dive in Spithead. He is desperate to woo the favors of Ginger who is dressed in a tight bodice with giant hoop skirt. He has been pitching woo for several hours when in walks Admiral Jackie Fisher who turns to Ginger and says "You're with me, Leather". Ginger gets up and proceeds from the pub with Admiral Fisher.

[Laugh track roars with laughter]

Cast: Gilligan [played by Tim Roth] dressed in 19th c. Royal Navy uniform

Admiral Fisher: [Played by Bernard Hill] dressed in 19th c. Royal Navy uniform

Ginger: [pick from the following]Clockwise: Hellen Mirren, Elizabeth Hurley, Julie Christie,Kate Beckinsdale, Helen Bonham Carter, Kate Winslet, and Sarah Bernhardt.

Ok, this was a shameless excuse for me to search for pictures of lovely English actresses.