Thank the maker! The stumbling, bumbling Leicestershire Tigers finally won a match against the World Champion Nottinghamshire Red Sox.
Bloody heck that took forever.
During this time (and 90% of this is true unfortunately):
Bloody heck that took forever.
During this time (and 90% of this is true unfortunately):
- Lady Turnips has been undergoing vapors related to "hysteria"
- Captain Turnips has been intensively blocked up and had to undergo a course of leeches to remove his intestinal blockage.
- Lord Turnips' feline companion (TM) has suffered a very sad illness which may be grave. (This may be news to Brigadier Rossoroni). This is very concerning.
- Lord Turnips has suffered a loss of mobility and has scheduled a trip to the saw bones.
Loss of mobility? Sad illness? Blockages? Vapors? What is afoot in thine area, T-man?
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Feline companion is suffering greatly. Lady Turnips is very sad about that one.
ReplyDeleteBe careful with the laudanum and avoid situations which could lead to swooning.
ReplyDeleteHurrah for the Leicestershire Tigers!
I say Lady Marzipan is Anne. Marzipan seems like a word she would use.
ReplyDeleteI also suspect that the Brigadier's suspicion is correct as well all know of Anne's weakness for marzipan and conversely her aversion to leeches.
ReplyDeleteThe W-S family is also most concerned about the feline - this is quite distressing
ReplyDeleteAccording to the most recent reports Turnips' feline companion is suffering from pancreatis. This is much, much better than having cancer which would require treatments that are too expensive for even the Turnips.
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