Monday, July 6, 2009

The Third Vogon

Editor's Note: Lord Turnips and Lady Turnips returned from their complete disaster of an attempt to turn the outworld planet of Zarkson into a bucolic agri-colony with a touch of classic style and refinement. Upon their return from the utterly and outrageously disasterous colonization trip with but one of their safari ships still barely intact and their personal fortunes put to extreme distress they discovered a note from Lord Woodpecker indicating that he would soon be sharing a story about a vac suite repairman.

Worse still was that when they arrived at their homes in Herndonia they discovered that there was a sort of ruling coalition running the place. Apparently, during the two months since they had last posted an article a great many changes had occured on their home world.

As they opened their doors to the Turnips family estate they were greeted by a group of military policemen who appeared to be turning over the home. A very dashing British major began asking sharp questions about the current whereabouts of Lord Woodpecker and Admiral Rossaroni.

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