Thursday, February 28, 2008

Lords Cricket Rules Revised for the Future

Young Lord Stuart Turnip, Second Viscount Lockgate Ct. has just been registered for his formal training in cricket. According to the rather jaked rules of cricket in the quaint American colony of Vir-gin-ia we will be playing with a stand known as a "Tee".

I'm not sure I can wrap my coconut around the notion that the lad is beginning his sport career already at age four. Ah well, I'll drive him unmercifully from dawn til dusk and take all the fun out of it for him. Years later when he's doing the same thing to his progeny trying to recapture his faded glory, he'll remember how I drove him past the point of tears.

I shall commence to the local sporting goods shoppe to purchase 6 cans of "base-balls" and a pitching machine so he can practice fielding grounders directly.

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