Scaramanga and Captain Stuart after having picked up on Mr. Woo's sarcasm decided to feed it right back.
"plooobfttllttltlt" they both stuck out their tongues and made the universal raspberry noise.
Mr. Woo not expecting such an obnoxious reaction to his holier-than-thou-aggrieved colonial chastisements decided that the best course of action was to give Scaramanga an ironically cursed magic item. But which one? The lotion that promises younger looking skin but actually turns the user into a hirsute wolf-like creature? Or the ring that promises to turn the wearer invisible but really only makes them social invisible thereby rendering them a involuntary wallflower in any social setting. But wait. The best one for this situation is the scroll of protection from uninsured motorists. That one promised so much but only covered the cost owed on the car and didn't provide car replacement costs. He grinned to himself in a very disconcerting manner that was lost in the rich tapestry that was his general state of weirdness as appraised by Captain Stuart and Scaramanga.
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