Lord Toranaga sipped from a fine crystal goblet.
Smacking his lips, he announced “This is a fine white zinny! I shall serve it at our wedding feast!”
Lady M was not impressed.
“How many times do I have to tell you there is no way I’ll marry you – I’d rather marry one of your Sahuagin brutes!”
“Oh please, do not be cross my sweet – it upsets my staff, especially the White Shadow – he despises conflict.”
Toranaga then took another gulp of the zinfandel and raised a glittering coin to his eye.
“You see, I’ve already directed the mint to design a new gold piece featuring you and I reclining in our royal beach chairs – note the fine engraving which includes details such as the novelty straws protruding from our fat Buddha shaped mugs – I designed it myself.”
To which Tornaga’s three henchmen exclaimed in unison, “Wow boss you are an artistic genius!!”
“True, true, let us drink to my artistic genius, then I'll show you the designs for the bridesmaids outfits!”
Toranaga did not finish the toast for at that moment Johnny Sixguns came exploding through the oaken door in a cloud of sawdust and bat guano.
Toranaga sprayed the remains of a mouthful of white zinfandel in surprise.
Holding a large, still vibrating frying pan (recently used on the White Shadow’s noggin) in one hand, Johnny strode up to the surprised pair of Toranaga and Lady Marzipan.
“Is this guy boring you?”
Welcome back Woody from the southern coast! An excellent entry.
ReplyDeleteI've been busy with the accelerated rearing of Baby Lady Turnips.
During my spare time I've been watching a most hilarious program...Flight of the Conchords...tell me perchance if you have seen it.
Ah! Of course we love Flight of the Conchords! Lady LW and I saw them at GW last year - simply marvelous.
ReplyDeleteGive our best to Lady Turnips, Capt Stuart and Baby T - Happy New Years.
WS
Of course Woody knows of the FotCs. We were fools to have thought otherwise.
ReplyDeleteBut the important question is: has Ken of KarenKen heard of them? He may be interested to know of the shows Kiwi-centric world view.