The Young Master Rushing, Golem-Fedor, Kaotic E, Zimbar, The Marquis De’BocK, and the entire Penna clan sat crowded around a small, futuristic table in a seedy cantina centrally located in the Mos Eisley space port. No one seemed to be having a good time despite gay bunting draping the cantina’s party room and the festive party hats each wore.
The futuristic jukebox played Ben Folds Five “One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces”
Young Master Rushing glumly toyed with a piece of cake while Zimbar and Kaotic E complained loudly about Cash and Vardaman. The Marquis De’BocK argued with the Penna’s about the merits of Quiet Riot and Patrick O’Brien. Golem-Fedor sat alone, immobile as he had not yet been given the command to party.
Slowly the Rushing rose to his feet. By the 10th bar, the tune's catchy back-beat had invigorated and inspired him.
“I’m sick of cooling our heels in this center of filth and villainy. Let’s find Turnips, Woodpecker and the Admiral and kick their cheating &^$*^$@& wherever and whenever they are! Who’s with me?”
The Golem-Fedor moved imperceptibly at first. First a finger tip then the corner of his mouth. Suddenly, his fist came down, crushing the table and the neon bulbs beneath.
"Golem-Fedor will follow Master and crush his enemies."
And the others soon followed suit.
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I believe the blog has become unstuck in time, as I'm not sure what genre we're in anymore.
ReplyDeleteI must go to Oxford University and find Pvt Upham, who is my Constant*
* - A Lost reference
I eagerly await the ripping yarn to come, the one in which you locate our Constant.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, what on earth could that be. Rossaroni, come quickly I need you!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
(Silence then STATIC)
How could you not rock out to that track?
ReplyDeleteHow could you not rock out to that track?
ReplyDeleteHow could you not rock out to that track?
ReplyDeleteThis is proof that we've become unstuck in time! There seem to be two other Turnips' from Alternate Dimensions commenting at the same time as ours.
ReplyDeleteFreaky!
Quick, which one doesn't have a goatee?
(Silence ... More Static)
ReplyDelete(A See Through Woody drifts across The Admiral's view screen)
(A rockin' track plays)
(Turnips with a Goatee posts an evil column)
MIRIMANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!