Accursed Budget Exhibit, thou dost torment me!
Whilst I thought I was rid of thee last a fortnight ago
Thine ugly head has risen this day to befoul my noontime repast
Not one, not two, but three errors have made themselves manifest
Throwing all manner of confusion into those analysts
who were comparing it to the Congressional Brief, submitted this day past
Woe unto this writer who had to make ammends, pay homage to, and grovel
before the feet of no less than FIVE government customers
plus two contractor supervisors
Oh, bitter day!
Bitter, bitter day.
It makes my dad spent in the hot tub with Adriana Lima seem much better in comparison.
ReplyDeleteSorry, meant to say "DAY" not "DAD" although if my Dad spent the day in the hot tub...it would also...what the heck am I trying to say?
ReplyDeleteOh, Rossaroni - fear not, I shall direct that oaf Schott to bring us some more gin and tonics in coconut shell goblets!
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