"My Lord, I announce the arrival of a daughter to this realm of time known as Northern Virginia in the early 21st Century"
Lord Turnips was surprised at his Lady's ability to use the astral gate without his help as she normally struggled with all electronic devices and seemed to make it a point that his knowledge of electronics was some sort of character flaw. But, his appreciation for her at that moment outweighed this foible. "My Lady, our daughter is born? Halleleuah!!! Praise the Lord! And just in time for me to change my benefits before the new year tide, and in time to take advantage of the additional beneficiary in this year's inland revenue filings. Lady you are truely wise and good."
She then asked him if he would like to see the etchings she had commissioned of the Baby Turnips?
"Verily, my wife"
(Behold!)
That is simply the best baby announcement I have ever read. EVER. Period.
ReplyDeleteI believe this "anchor moment" has temporarily diminished The Admiral's spell of control over Lord Turnips.
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