Monday, June 9, 2008

Strengthen the union of the army and the people, be ready to annihilate aggressors at any time

The following article is reprinted from the June 2, 1966 edition of the Guangdong Red Guard Student's Daily:



Two imperialistic oppressor spies were apprehended in southern Guangdong province, after mysteriously appearing in flash of light in middle of crowded auditorium during Red Guards lecture entitled "Sloganeering: Which slogans best represent our feelings towards Chairman Mao."

Upon appearing, the man and woman looked about in confusion, as did most audience members. The woman then began shouting unintelligently in English. Her words were later translated as instructions to Counter-Revolutionary elements that were apparently in attendence at lecture. As precaution, entire audience has been detained for re-education. This is important example of need for eternal vigilance. The enemy lurks even in midst of our beloved Red Guards, apparently.

While the woman was issuing her Counter-Revolutionary instructions, the male, who was evidently taught Chinese in his spy school, began asking the crowd if they knew where the Guangdong British Bingo Society was, as he had a 3:30 appointment with Rear Admiral Sir Dudley Compton, and then started crying "Oh God, I need a drink."

They were both led away to 41st Army Group Headquarters for interrogation.

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