Scaramanga and Captain Stuart Turnips decided to leave Mr. Woo's magic shoppe. It seemed appropriate as they had just given him a bronx cheer to cut off his altogether strange ramblings about British colonial policy during the Second World War.
Just as they were about to leave they noticed an item hanging from the wall.
Scaramanga gasped.
Was this the headstone of the Staff of Ra? Could this be the key to finding the lost Ark of the Covenant and with it the power of the Hebrew God? How much would he have to pay Woo for this now that he had been rude to him?
Captain Stuart Turnips gasped as well. Just across the street there is a corn dog vendor! I really could go for one of those.
Mmm... corn dog. That's MY god.
ReplyDeleteThe choice is simple
ReplyDeleteThe corn dog because it is scrumptious and Arks of the Covenant are so five minutes ago.
Corn Dogs are Timeless - did not Shirley Bassey sing the hit "Corn Dogs are Forever"?