
(AP - Washington) Karen-oligists across the blogosphere are fiercely debating the recent mysterious appearance of "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper" (RBBB) in the list of "Dramatis Personæ of the Realm."

During the Cold War, Kremlinologists would often argue over the the appearance of certain Soviet luminaries in photos, or their placement on a reviewing stand during annual May Day parades. In this photo, we clearly can see that Defense Minister Ustinov was standing closest to Brezhnev. Is he now in favor? What about Kosygin? Why is he not pictured? Are the rumors of his stroke true? Perhaps he was the one taking the picture. Who knows.

Others aren't so sure. One wag, Andy R., has a different theory. "I believe that Karen has started her own business and is now producing and selling custom-made bumpers for infant carriages. Dan L is correct in that she spends much of her time flensing whale blubber, but she takes the fat and fashions it into her new product. And with the arrival of the baby Lady Turnips known to all, Karen was merely trying to advertise her product in the hope of making a sale. QED."
Who is to say what the truth is?
We now return you to your previous D&D themed narrative...
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I have an article in the works that will involve...
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We eagerly await your article. I will post a Lord Toranaga-centric article which shall develop him as more of a three-dimension character with feelings, hopes and aspirations and also some medium sacking. Some bo-staffs may be involved but small charmed crossbows will be a must.
ReplyDeleteAs for RBBB, my theory is related to New Zealand's love American Muscle Cars such as the Dodge Charge or Buick GS which have unusually large bumpers due to NZ vehicle code. These are referred to as rubber baby buggy bumpers. The reasoning is simple: Kiwi's being a pastoral people often allow their babies to wander about unsupervised throughout the countryside ( or supervised by sheepdogs). They cross roads unattended and cars must have large,soft bumpers so they won't squish the cute NZ babies.
QED