Thursday, December 11, 2008

Shoot that Poison Arrow Through My Heart

Johnny Sixguns was uncomfortable to say the least – it was low grade straw he was resting upon. Gazing up at the cell’s ceiling, he wondered if Lady Marzipan was faring any better. Probably not; Lord Toranaga was a pretty despicable varmit. He probably was applying the old honey and ant routine by now, laughing maniacally in standard fashion. Johnny Sixguns was going to make him pay for that.

Actually, Lady Marzipan was seated at one end of a long oaken dining room table in a quality, well-padded dining room chair. The chair arms were a little high and didn't fit under the table so that was a little awkward. Tornaga was seated at the other end per standard idiom. There were lots of candles and highly flammable fabrics draped about the room.

“I do not speak of love” Toranaga said.

“Your love is rotten to the core” replied Lady M

“I’ve told you before, I do not wish to speak of love” Lord Toranaga continued, “And I suggest you re-consider my offer if you care for your friends.”

Lady M would have none of this - “Toranaga, I care enough that I can never love you!”
The horrible Lord Toranaga rose from his seat and said “In that case you will bleed for I have no time to mess about!”

Lady Marzipan was outraged but maintained an unflustered exterior. As she idly picked at her cheese toast she quietly exclaimed, “My friends will come and crush you Toranaga.”

“Oh I don’t think so because EVEN IF they make it past my Sahuagin warriors and the Daughters of Odin AND Count Grimani AND the black chainmail turtleneck wearing assassins at the Kristal Stadt Coffee House at Kierkagaard Square, I still have two of my top agents on the Planetary Sovereign! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHA” Toranaga cackled.

Lady M looked momentarily taken aback.

Toranaga raised a crystal goblet of egg nogg to his lips and spoke, “Ah yes, I am well aware of what has been going on aboard your friend, the Admiral’s vessel - we shall be prepared for them and I’m afraid they shall all die.”

4 comments:

  1. Last night on Sirius 1st Wave I heard the song in the title and I had the idea about using something from the song...

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  2. ...I am glad to see that J6G is back with Lady M.

    I'm still working on where the Manchurian Turnip storyline will go. Clearly he's the unwitting war machine of Admiral Rossoroni who in addition to mind control, also dabbles in Golem-based cybernetics (Fedor).

    But Hannon is the warrior alter-ego of Turnips but Hannon is also sui generis a force uncontrolled by Rossoroni. So, Rossoroni will have trouble controlling Turnips if he continues to use the alter ego much longer.

    Captain Stuart Turnips is Lord Turnips' anchor. He will revert to his quest to find his son at some point despite Admiral Rossoroni's attempts to divert Lord Turnips from that path.

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  3. I think this is your punishment for not seizing the narrative.

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  4. Little known fact but John Frankenheimer, Director of the MC actually went forward in time to get the idea for his movie from the Barristers Keepe website. Interestingly he used a Q-Device to enable this act.

    I will also warn Rossaroni that his niece Maria von Schmutzmacher is drawing the Planetary Sovereign and it will be posted with the next story if he isn't a big old jerk-pants!!!!!!! (which he isn't of course) That's just what the Brigadier told me.

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