Sunday, December 14, 2008

A Very Blue Monday


After having made up, Woody and the Admiral began discussing some other ways of profiting from their current adventures in order to satisfy the filthy lucre-hungry Schlamazel the Butcher.

"I was thinking that perhaps we could sell a souvenir mug or pictures of our heroic battle versus the vile Sahuagin to the locals at the pier or to our own crewmen as a 'keepsake'" Woody said.

The Admiral seemed confused.

"Picture? What is a "picture"? Do you mean the etching I had made of that battle? You've probably never ventured down to sub-deck 4 in the lowermost level of the Panetary Sovereign. That's where I keep my army of artisans who document every aspect of my life via skectches, etches, painting, writing epic poetry, creating interpretive dance routines of what I have for breakfast, and writing illustrated children's stories about my belly-button lint."

To which Woody testily replied, "I thought I was in charge of epic poetry!"

At that the slap fight recommenced.

3 comments:

  1. Brilliant! It parallels my thoughts so precisely that it is as if I had written it myself on some sort of adventuring social network.

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  2. Why isn't that simply curious?!

    But of course, it is likely pure coincidence or stolen from a dimension where copyright laws do not apply (probably a futuretime (TM))

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  3. Little Baby Lady Turnips has not yet arrived. But Grandma Lady Turnips has.

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