
Rest assured gentle reader, for you have reached Barrister's Keepe which has been endorsed by the following luminaries of the literate world!
Oh, music is the meat of all who love, Music uplifts the soul to realms above. The ashes glow, the latent fires increase: We listen and are fed with joy and peace. Barrister's Keepe Rocks!
Rumi, Sufi Poet, 1265AD

I read the latest fantastic installment in the Brigadier's Fox Hunt Series and clamped my hands to my ears with unrestrained glee - I was a ridiculous hairy creature filled with less than remorse - it was a stab at the apocalyptic
Grendel, Monster, A long time ago

Stuart Turnip's tales of piracy give me the giggles and the lusty adventures of Lady Marzipan inspire all of my latest fitness routines.
John Basdow, Fitness Celebrity, 2008
Barrister's Keepe is highly accurate in two respects - first it is a keepe and there are indeed barristers. I think Woodpecker-Smythe is also probably the most heroic writer since Pat Conroy, his word leaves me wanting for more.
J. Bocking, Esq, Barrister, 1999
Turnips sits with his biscuit tin, coffee and tobacco. Presently the overcast burns off. He chases a large rat through the sewers of Valletta. Who is the enigmatic "V" - that is not for you to know.
Thomas Pynchon, Author, 1969
Four icons of a turid male organ!
Hustler, 1975

It is important. You gotta win if you want to keep driving, and that's what I want to do. It's the only thing I really know how to do besides read Barrister's Keepe.
Speed Racer, Race Car Driver!, 2008
Er war Superstar, Er war populär Er war so exaltiert, Because er hatte Flair
(word for word English translation below)
(Woodpecker-Smythe) was a superstar, brilliant writer and should have won the Nobel Prize for Clever Writing by Half in 2008. He was robbed.
Falco, Austro-Teutonic Rocker, 1980-something
Barrister's Keepe produces hearty, hand-crafted fiction reminiscent of items that are similarly

Sir Charles Lyell, eminent geologist and 1st Baronet of someplace in Scotland, 1867
I cannot begin to describe the fantasticalness of that article. I will again borrow a Will Ferrell word that he made up for something he really liked too: Tigerawesome.
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