Choose a path for the future narrative of the Stuart Turnips-rescues-his-crew storyline (and Yes I know this is exactly what they did at the end of Wayne's World):
- A. Stuart rescues his crew but finds that they have been brainwashed al la Manchurian candidate and now view him as a class enemy with hilarious results. Perhaps this brainwashing has gone awry with one member of the crew and that person believes he/or believes Stuart is Eartha Kitt.
B. Stuart stumbles across the dead bodies of his crew in a Cambodia-like killing fields and there is enormous pathos as he reunites with his father, who has come to collect him, to the tune of John Lennon's Imagine. (Lets call that the downer ending)
C. Stuart, and Scaramanga are about to rescue the crew but decide to side track to Macau for some baccarat because they heard that there is a fantastic free prime rib buffet at the casino. As it turns out Lady Marzipan, et. al. are also at the casino at that moment for the exact same purpose.
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ReplyDeleteI've always thought a 'choose your own adventure' be cool.
I like "C" although "B" is more in line with Vonnegut's short story principle "let awful things happen to your characters"
So, I'm still with C - plus its free prime rib night - can' go wrong there.
Yeah, "B" is kinda how Mother Night ends.
ReplyDeleteC! C! C! A millions times C!
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