Tuesday, June 17, 2008

You're Next!

Johnny Sixguns arose amidst wisps of dry ice style smoke - a power cord still tangled about his legs like a lariat around a calf at a poor-man's rodeo.

Hell.

More thought.

What is the chance Lady M is going to influence the distribution network...we all saw what happened in Nairobi in '58 and know what happens when this sort of temporal echo-train takes place. Again, only a perspective, but then again I tripped on an ankle high power cord and totally eff'd the distribution architecture folks...who knows where they are right now...poor slobs.

Maybe Nemo can help me.

Gotta find him first though - then again it was his pal Thornton-Pickle who gave me the five year vacation in that stinkin' Sonoran prison.

I think I'll rip his mustache hairs out one by one, he thought, slowly bringing a hand-rolled cigarillo to his lips.

Pickle, yeah, Pickle


Thornton-Pickle avec Moustache



5 comments:

  1. The picture had me chuckling. "Nairobi in '58" had me laughing. "Five year vacation in that stinkin' Sonoran prison" generated actual guffaws and LOLs.

    Excellent.

    Is the JSG picture Brando? I like it. He's got that crazy gunslinger look.

    I heard Nemo was just sighted going through the Sunda strait and is now in the South China Sea. I wonder what he's up to?

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  2. Thank you thank you.

    Why yes it is Marlon Brando - straight outta One Eyed Jacks.

    Perhaps I could devote myself to a Nemo article!

    W-S

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  3. I was thinking about what to do with Nemo as well, but I was confounded with the fact that Nemo is in the Victorian era, whilst all but the Brigadier and Turnips seem to be elsewhen.

    Perhaps Nemo could be travelling to southern, Victorian era, China in order to hide something for W-S to find 100 years later.

    Ok W-S, begin writing...

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  4. Perhaps a Fluffernutter sandwich, or maybe some sort of weapon.

    Or maybe the Ur-Gin (although that wouldn't make any sense - like anything we do DOES make sense)

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  5. Funny you should mention the infamous fluffernutter sandwich! I was just telling Mr. J6G about the fluffernutter sandwich incident between mr rushing and mr fernfellow!
    Capital idea!

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