Copenhagen: The lost 4th Act

Niels Bohr: "You can't toy with the human race with these quantum mechanics. You aren't my pupil anymore. "

Sports Illustrated.com's Peter King: "I'm very glad we didn't bring in Brett Favre to work on a Q-Device. I believe his calculations are in error. It is typical of his tragic genius that he makes as many spectacular errors as spectuacular plays. I believe our effort to bring in Tom Brady will yield success much sooner. "

Former University of Michigan Quarterback Tom Brady: "Ja, Dr. Heisenberg and I have been working on this. Well, between rehabbing my injurred leg and my journeys of discovery with various and sundry movie starlets and Brazilian supermodels. The good Dr. Heisenberg and I are convinced me that we may find the Maximum Likelihood Estimated location for the lifeboat with J6G and Marzipan at a place and time near the Paracel Islands in or around 1968, although i may be confusing if it is during the Nixon or Johnson administrations."

Niels Bohr: "You don't seem very certain."

Heisenberg: "No, I'm known for that actually."

Note: Tom Brady was inserted into this storyline to remind one and all of the former greatness of the winningest college football program, and second luckiest alumn of that University. #1 luckiest is of course playwrite Arthur Miller. The single unluckiest is Swedish diplomat Raoul Wallenberg.