It was a little more than 20 years past. Twas the dwimmer of our Lord One Thousand und Ocztein Seiben. A band of mightly warriors and heroes, known across the freize as the Good Party. They were led by two:
Hannon the sword-wielding cleric of the Norse God Heimdall. Hannon was known for his intense hatred of trolls who had done him wrong somehow. He vowed to utilize his life of service to Heimdall to the additional service of ridding the infamous Troll Fens of their namesake denizens.
John Wisshard the Monk/Illusionist. Wisshard was a legendary martial artist who was capable of multiple attacks per ten minute turn and even multiple attacks per combat segement. His mission in life was unspecified violent supression of the forces of Evil. To this end he helped lead an adventure to the icy Northern wastes to fight an army of the undead.
There were many, many associated individuals with this so-called Good Party. During their myriad adventures they voyaged in multiple planes of existence and conquered many kingdoms and made away with massive hauls of treasure that they were able to cart around without concern for weight or mass because of some strange waiver to the laws of physics in their world.
Good a cleric and a monk - reknowned for thieving skills ....
ReplyDeletemass of treasure? no worries, that's what a bag of holding is for!
(heavy metal rock music plays)
Veritas, mine band's oblivion to the natural sciences may have also had something to do with lazy oversight on the part of our Deity.
ReplyDeleteLater I shall regale with tales from my much more politically nuanced world that i oversaw in a separate tale at Barrister's Keep...stay tuned.
I feel like a window has just been opened on the mind of a 15 year-old Turnips and we have been transported back to 1982. This stuff must be verbatim from your old D&D days.
ReplyDelete"lazy oversight on the part of our Deity" = funny