Welcome Adventurers!

What ho, everyone! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Admiral Rossaroni, Freebooter. I have been in residence in Barrister's Keepe, and the nearby Barrister's Keepe harbour, on and off, for too many years to count. While I am a veteran of many an adventure, I am most commonly known for defeating a +4 Kraken last year with my crew of the good ship Planetary Soverign (good thing I had my +2 enchanted broadsword with me at the time).

I must apoligize to you, dear reader, for the quality of my post, as I seem to have a slight headache today to go along with the strange bump on my head. I also seem to have something that can only be described as a vague memory of living an entire lifetime somewhere called "England" and that I was some sort of pompous, aritocratic buffoon. But, as everyone knows, I have been living at Barrister's Keepe ever since my childhood, when the Fell Winter brought the Orc Invasion that has plagued our land ever since. Well, I'm sure I'll get everything sorted out in my old noggin before too long, so fear not.

At present I am embarked on a quest. I am sailing, with my crew and a band of Intrepid Adventurers (tm), to a distant land to rescue one Lady Marzipan and her manservant J6G.