Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Science Jokes


Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One. Two to do it, and one to renormalise the wave function.


Bohr moved in atomic circles while Schrodinger waved and Heisenberg hesitated.


Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked ifhe would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist? A: Let me atom.

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

3 comments:

  1. OMFG...seriously!? LMAO

    Wow. Way to release that inner nerd! Funny, though.

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  2. Yes, and did you know that "gullible" is not in the dictionary?

    [cue smiley face rolling its eyes]

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  3. I liked your jokes so much I had to write another story!

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