Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One. Two to do it, and one to renormalise the wave function.
Bohr moved in atomic circles while Schrodinger waved and Heisenberg hesitated.
Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked ifhe would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished.
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist? A: Let me atom.
Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."
OMFG...seriously!? LMAO
ReplyDeleteWow. Way to release that inner nerd! Funny, though.
Yes, and did you know that "gullible" is not in the dictionary?
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I liked your jokes so much I had to write another story!
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